Holiday Greetings


'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY

For our addition to the frivolities of the Silly Season, or if you prefer, the Jolly Season, we have written a series of parodies of well-known Christmas songs. We hope you will all take them in the spirit in which they are meant—as playful, goofy, good-natured fun. We hope no one is offended by our parody use of Christmas carols. We love these songs and respect their message. What we have written is all in good fun in the spirit of the jolly season.

Since there are Bruce Payne fans all around the world and from many cultures, some of you may not be familiar with the songs that are being parodied. We have provided links to web sites that feature the original lyrics with a streaming audio of the music itself.

Having said all that, let’s now get to the fun! Get out the eggnog and rum balls and indulge yourself!  But
 if you think we deserve rotten eggs instead of eggnog, we’re not accepting any funny-smelling packages this week.