January 2012 by Ariel

2012

 JANUARY 6: Tina has had enough! The 12 killers was simply the final straw!  She has contacted her lawyers...
twelve killers cutting...

And we hope you have enjoyed our parody of the 12 Days of Christmas, done Bruce Style and full of Bruce pics!

JANUARY 5: Now things are totally out of control at the Truefan residence, what with crazies and lunatics running amok!
  eleven psychos slinking...

JANUARY 4:  Tommy, the "Brainless Twit," has gone way too far now. The neighbors are wondering  why they are anemic...

ten vampires vexing...

JANUARY 3: Oh-oh, Tina is really steaming mad now! "Mr. Smarty Pants," aka TommyToomuch, is in deep doo-doo now [dragon doo-doo, to be specific].

nine werewolves wailing...

JANUARY 2: Wishing all Bruce fans a wild and wonderful new year with this wild and wonderful (and colorful) calendar from Ariel!
Click here for calendar

AND OUR STORY CONTINUES: Tina is now just plain pissed! The eight Romans rushing are wrecking the furniture and general mayhem has broken out.

   eight Romans rushing...[and don't forget to read the email!]

JANUARY 1: HAPPY NEW YEAR TO BRUCE FANS EVERYWHERE!    

January 1: And now Tina is starting to get a wee bit annoyed.
seven sailors swearing...  [Be sure to start at the beginning of this story ]


2011


December 31: Now Tina is just plain overwhelmed!
six spies a-snooping...


December 30: Tina is tickled but a bit overwhelmed...
five kilted Celts ...


December 29: Tina like these gifts better...

...four doctors dazzling...

December 28: The saga continues but Tina is a wee bit puzzled...

  ...three ravagers raving...


December 27: Here's the second day of Christmas Bruce Style. If you're just tuning in, start at the beginning on Dec 26.

    ...two privates parading


December 26: We are reprising the 12 Days of Christmas Bruce Style.  It's  a parody based on the song "the 12 Days of Christmas" plus a wee bit more. Each day, we will post a new day's  surprise. You'll be able to read the previous days if you come in the middle. But for the most fun, start with the first day and work forward. You have to read 2 pages per day--the "gift" page (click from this page) and Tina Truefan's reply (click at bottom of the day's page). Trust us, by the 9th day she is no longer amused and by the 12th day, she's calling her lawyer...

Have a fun-filled holiday season!

   ...one Damodar on a dragon spree...





December 22:

December 1: It's the the holiday season again and we're feeling very jolly after our birthday celebration for Bruce...though we're not too sure how jolly he is...
Those of us in the Northern Hemisphere associate December with cold (fans in the Southern Hemi will just have to use their imagination). So here's a calendar with a photo guaranteed to heat up the room...
Click here for calendar

Our Holiday present to all you fans is coming soon...

November 22:                        

Here are links to previous birthday celebrations:
2010
2009
2008
2007
2006



November 1: A toast to Bruce's Birthday Month with our Fall-themed calendar featuring that Celtic rascal Jacob Kell. Keep your wits (and head) about you when dining with Jacob.

     click here for calendar

October 1: Here it is, our favorite month again. The month of scary monsters and uber-cool Bruce movies. This month's calendar features --speaking of uber-cool--a photo of Bruce from his new movie, Re-Kill.  That look could sure kill any zombie! But he's only scary to the zombies because he plays a good guy. We hope to have pics soon.
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September 2: It's back to school time. That means it's time for our favorite Professor -- Marshall Kane. Was college ever this good? (well, except for the students dropping dead all over the place...) Have we said this before?     Meanwhile Rekill is coming soon...just in time for Halloween...
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August 5:

It's August and the sun is beating down (at least in the Northern Hemisphere)...so we thought that a desert theme would be appropriate. Here's Dogger from Solarbabies, the one who sang "I stink, therefore I am."  Well, stink or no stink, he's still a cutie in this movie from the 80s.



  Good news, looks like Carmen's Kiss is finally available...IF you live in DVD Region 2...OR you have a All-Regions DVD player. We will bring you clips from it as soon as we can.
Here is a link to where you can buy it in the UK

Meanwhile check out the c-o-o-l photo from Re-Kill above the calendar pic.  If I were a zombie (the theme of this movie), I'd be scared of this guy, huh?  It look like he plays a good guy in this one.  Here's a repeat of the link to the Re-Kill trailer.

July 7: Oops we're a little late with the calendar..kinda off on vacation we guess...though one with Charles Rane could be just a tad more than we bargained for...Just saying...
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June 2: Sofia and Ariel are dreaming of vacation time. Join us with this  yummy June calendar they put together.  Pleasant dreams...
Click here for calendar

On other fronts, much of the cast of the The Hobbit has been set but no definite word on casting for Bard the Archer, the role that rumors say Bruce is being considered for.  If they pick some 20-something guy instead, those of us who have read the book will be exceptionally annoyed. Bard is the archer who killed the evil dragon Smaug (Part II of the film) and no young wispy pretty boy is going to be appropriate...Just saying....


May 1:

Hard to believe that it's been seven years since we started! From a pathetic little stub of a website to the one we have now--rich with photos, videos, audios, calendars, screensavers and many other goodies.  We've slowed down a bit in the last year or two, but we'll continue to be around, bringing you news and photos from Bruce's latest films.

And of course, it's calendar time again and Ariel lied --she did make another calendar. The photo is from--can you guess because we changed the color of the font?---Yellowthead Street.

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March 31: The April Calendar has arrived and that's no fooling. The theme is April Rane. That's going to be stormy weather for sure.  Ariel had to struggle to do the calendar again because the other angels are still temporarily are out of commission but she promises not to do another one for a long while.






March 2: proudly present the Kelltic Kalendar for the Merry Month of March. Sofia's computer has gone belly up and Israfel is under the weather so Ariel has to make this one; you can blame her for whatever you want. Sure, the days of the week go down instead of across but hey, with that guy in the middle, who's looking at that anyway?



February 2: Who's our favorite sweetheart for Valentine's month?  Gee, that wasn't very hard. For our Valentine calendar this year, Sofia picked an edgy theme, with, appropriately enough, Professor Kane from Ripper. A slashingly good choice. Ok, sorry for the bad jokes but this calendar is no bad joke at all. It's stunning as always.



PLUS, we have links to the NEW trailers for Prowl and Re-Kill. Click on the titles, if you dare...Bruce is in both but in Re-Kill, you have to wait till the end to see him.


January 23: Are you ready to be grossed out? We really, really want to see a new Bruce film but we're not sure we will have the stomach for the two coming from After Dark productions after seeing this new trailer for its 8 films (two with Bruce) that are going out soon. Click on this link to see the trailer and for locations that will be showing the films on Jan. 28. And good luck if you're one of the "lucky" ones...

January 15: NEW information about two new Bruce films plus NEW PHOTOS of Bruce :  For new pics of Bruce in Dance Star, click here.
For a new pic of Bruce from Disturbance, click here.


January 4: HAPPY NEW YEAR TO BRUCE FANS EVERYWHERE!  We're still celebrating the New Year so we're just a teensy bit late with the calendar but here it is with all its spectacular fireworks plus a new pic of Bruce from Brothel. We'll soon have a review of this most unusual film. Meanwhile, we're eagerly anticipating some new Bruce movies to be released soon from After Dark Productions. You can find out more about them below.

Prowl is described here
http://www.28dayslateranalysis.com/2010/03/prowl-through-this-synopsis.html

 Both Prowl and Re-Kill are described here:

http://www.horrorfestonline.com/?p=1242

Click here for calendar