December 26:Today there are two holidays to
celebrate: Boxing Day (in the British Commonwealth) and Chanukkah
(which begins today). Boxing Day goes back several centuries and
originally was intended (more or less) as a day to give to the poor (as
in Good King Wenceslas went out on the Feast of Stephen...this day is
also called St. Stephen's Day). Chanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
one of the most joyous times of the Jewish year. So we thought
this was a perfect day to unveil our 2006 Bruce calendar. Our
Angel Sofia has created a sensational,
sumptious, spectacular calendar. CHECK IT OUT!
December
25: CHRISTMAS DAY and Santa's Angels
have left you two presents that exemplify the spirit of the season AND--we like
this part too--STARBRUCE!!
OK, you can peek now...
Click Angel.
December 24: CHRISTMAS EVE is
here and it's time to start unwrapping the presents...Today's gift is
the12 Faces of Bruce
Holiday Wreath...Tomorrow..no fair peeking...but you can see
other previous holiday pages and hints of what's to come by going toWinter Holiday 2005. Deck
the wreath with pics of Bruce...Fa-la-la-la-la...
December
23: We're
getting into festive mode and have put up our Winter Holiday 2005
page. It has a list of the holiday pages from this year and last, plus
hints of what is to come in the following days. We have LOTS of
gifts for Bruce fans so have some eggnog, munch some holiday candy and
join us in our
Holiday Party Special!
December 22: We're
having
Damodar mania around here. It must be catching...that darn
Israfel is contagious...Our cherub-in-training Devecia
has a new sketch of Damodar and we have 3 more new pics of Damodar and
6 pics of the good guys and gals from DD2. And we haven't even
gotten the DVD yet! Wait'll it arrives--Israfel is gonna go nuts!!
Damodar up to no good with Melora's hair...
And of course stay tuned for our Holiday Special
coming up this weekend!!!!
December 20: Tomorrow
is theWinter Solstice. The
tradition of Solstice is explained on our Solstice
page.
Holly and mistletoe were sacred to the Druids
In honor of this Celtic tradition we pay hommage to the swords
and sorcery stories that came out of this tradition by giving a bit of
a Celtic twist to our new Damodar pics courtesy of our sister angel Ezechiel.
We have also placed these wonderful new Damodar/DD2 pics, plus a new
poster, on our DD2 page without the
Celtic twist. We will have new Damodar pics later this week.
Meanwhile we are still eagerly awaiting the DVD!
Hail, Oh Mighty Lord Damodar
December 17: GOOD NEWS! According
to the
producer of Never
Say Never Mind, Ron Bryan, the long awaited film
will finally be available very soon. Mr. Bryan will be selling the DVD
on his website http://www.swedishbikiniteam.com.
We will be sure to let you know when the DVD is available and you can
be very sure that we'll have LOTS of photos of Mr. Blue
and the heroic Swedish Bikini Team.
We love smart, tough women and we love their mysterious heroic mentor Mr. Blue.
(logo courtesy of our sister angel
Ezechiel at the French Bruce
Payne fan site)
Bruce, as Mr. Blue, will return in the sequel, Moonbreaker,
scheduled for production next year.
The Winter Solstice is coming Dec. 21. We revisit ourSolstice page in celebration of the
changing of the season.
December 10: Israfel
has been having so much fun with her new toy that she did two more
photo stories: "The Game" (Highlander:
Endgame) and "Rane of Terror" with every Bruce fan's favorite
villain we l-o-v-e to hate from Passenger
57. It includes new pics of Rane that appear nowhere else.
Click here
to play or download. Oh what fun!
Naughty never was an angel...
December 4: Have
you ever fast-forwarded through a Bruce movie to get to the Bruce
parts? You have? Us too. Well,
Israfel has done something about it! She has created a photo
story slide show based on Highlander:
Endgame.It's
a 9-minute story with all the good Bruce pics, including some delicious
new ones of the early Jacob Kell with flowing red hair and a beard.
Yum. Go to our new photo
story page for the download. There'll be many more photo stories to
follow.
Naughty fallen angel...
And darn that rascal Israfel--she couldn't wait till the DVD of
D&D2 comes out to do a photo story so we posted one of those too.
She says she'll redo it when the DVD comes outs. Well, why
not?--we ARE the Damodar & D&D2 fan site! See the photos story page.
Dare to provoke Damodar's wrath? Oh no....
November 26: We
think it's time for more fanfic. Israfel and Ariel (well, mostly
Israfel) have completed Chapter 3: Be True
to Your School of A
Knight to Remember.
Let's sign up for that Forensic Psychology class...
To go along with the new chapter, Israfel also created a wallpaper for
theKool Bruce Payne
site [how come Qamiel gets all the best wallpapers? ]
This pic RIPS our hearts out...
November 19: Bruce's
birthday is just around the corner--Nov. 22--and
in honor of that, we have created a new musical slide show: The
Many Faces of Bruce
Payne 1982-2005. It's
a quick tour through Bruce's films year by year accompanied by a song
you will all recognize...
FROM TO
We have also
added an audio/video clips page where you can access
all the clips we have posted so far on the various pages/
November 17: Speaking
of Jurgen,
and we do like to do that often, our Angel Sofia has created a
masterpiece for the December Calendar.
We couldn't wait till the end of the month to post it because it's so
scrumptious. Wait till you see what Sofia is cooking up for the
new and improved Bruce 2006 calendar!
Jurgen is a great present for any month
November 13: More,
more, more Jurgen.
Israfel has been busy making audio/video clips from the 3 episodes of La Femme Nikita. We have posted SEVEN new clipson
theJurgen
page.
Vive Jurgen et Nikita. Oooh-la-la
Meanwhile the Byzy Angels are back with pics from Ravager. Those rascals beat us to
it with 11 photos we don't have here. Check it out at Bruce Payne Rules le
beau blond Bruce
And not to be outdone, Qamiel has snatched some Damodar pics for the Bruce in
Leather page on Welcome to the House of Payne. [well, Israfel made him do it ]
November 5: More,
more, more Damodar. Two more audio/video clips from Wrath of the Dragon God:"Damodar and the Dragon God" and "Damodar
Taunting Berek." Also check out the hot new DD2 logo courtesy of
Ezechiel, our sister angel. Ezechiel has a new Bruce Payne forum on her
French forum site but it's OK to talk in English. The url is
http://megatoto.free.fr/forum.php
Vive le Damodar...
Our
brother site Kool Bruce Payne
has 3 new D&D2 pics plus a new Damodar logo by Israfel and Qamiel.
October 31: Ah,
the Day has arrived...and for our Grand Halloween
Finale we bring you...Kiss of the Warlock,the third of the musical slide videos.
The charming but deadly Phillip Covington graces (you should pardon the
expression...) our video screen and what a grand finale it is. Click here.
Kiss me deadly...
October 30: Continuing
our
"Spook"-tacular Bruce Halloween Happening, we have now
postedHowl
Me
Deadly [with
apologies to Mickey Spillane's Kiss
Me Deadly].
It's based on The
Howling VI. The circus
comes to town and it sure isn't
Cirque de Soleil. New pics and special effects. Click here. The
curious Mr. Harker...
For the ALL our Spook-tacular
scary sinister Halloween offerings, past and present, click here
for our new Halloween
page
October 29: It's
almost Halloween and we are now ready to begin our "Howl"-oween
Horror Happening...Our
event for today--the first of our Halloween musical slide show videos: Dark Moon, based
on Full Eclipse. It has lots
of new pics we haven't used before that are right in the Halloween
spirit, with music from "Mars the Bringer
of War" from Holst's The Planets
Suite. Click here.
Two more are on the way--Warlock's
Kiss, based on Warlock III,
and Howl Me Deadly, based on The Howling VI. Look for
them on Sunday and Monday. We promise you they are worth the
download time.
"Want to see something really scary?"
October 23: More,
more, more Damodar!!!
Yes, we have added 6 more new DD2 pics to
theWrath
of the Dragon Godpage.
What do you see, Lord Damodar?
Check back next weekend for our "Spook"-tacular HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
featuring 3 new musical slide show videos based on The Howling VI,Warlock III,
and FullEclipse. There'll be
howls and moans aplenty (though hopefully not from the fans... )
On a different topic: We have recently been made aware of negative
comments being made about us on another BP discussion forum. For more
information about this and our response, see the recent exchange on theBruce's Angels
Forum topic, "How did you become a Bruce Payne fan?"
October 15: We
do love Lord Damodar! We've posted 6 new pics of Damodar and 3
audio/video clips from the new D&D movie. Click
here for more delicious, delectable Damodar goodies.
Oh, yes, Lord Damodar, let's cut to the chase...
October 9: As
far as Israfel is concerned, you can't have too much Damodar, so she
has created an audio/video clip of the spectacular opening sequence of
D&D: WOTDG, with Damodar returning from the Undead. It's now posted
on the new D&D page
October 8: DELICIOUS DANGEROUS
DEMONIC DAMODAR IS BACK AND WE HAVE PICS!! For
a first peek
at photos from Dungeons &
Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God, click here.
The ending hints strongly at another sequel. S-h-h, we won't say more.
Slyly sinister, archly arrogant...
October 1: Our
Sizzling Summer Sendoff has drawn to a close and now it's time for
our Fall Frolic.
We
have combined our love of music and Bruce pictures in our premiere
offering --- our brand newMusical Slide
Show Presentation, Jurgen's
Choice. It features music by Roger McGuinn and a
tribute to Jurgen and his desire for freedom.
Oh Freedom...
Our second offering for the Fall Frolic
are three short
audio/video clips from Bruce's recent film Paranoia 1.0. Look for the words
"new audio clips" on our Paranoia
1.0 page.
"You wanna see something fresh?"
And we're feeling so "frolicsome" that we have a third offering. In honor of
the upcoming D&D
IIon the Sci Fi
Channel, we have postedSIX short
and delightful audio/video clips from the
first Dungeons
& Dragons. Six? Yes, six. That Israfel
just went wild--it is her
favorite, Damodar, after all.
September 25: Damodar is
coming! Click here for a video/audio clip of the Sci Fi Channel's promo
for D&D II.
He's b-a-a-a-c-k...
September 23: There
is now a full-fledged Bruce Payne page on Wikipedia. Click here For
those of you unfamiliar with Wikipedia, it is a free online
encyclopedia that
anyone can edit. It is truly part of the Internet information
revolution! Click here for info about Wikipedia
All the Bruce Payne web sites were invited to participate by Wiki
staffer "Mrcurly" who did an excellent job of summarizing Bruce's
achievements. Mrcurly posted a pic from
Passenger 57. We added one of our favorite pics of Bruce from La Femme Nikita.
September
18: For
a sneak peek at the new Damodar in D&D II, click here for the new D&D
II Sci Fi Channel poster. It's kool...
If you're in the mood for an artistic screensaver, check out our new
Double Vision set, based on Israfel's double exposure
wallpapers.There's a new one from Ripper,
one of Israfel's favorites.
"Fill my eyes with that double vision..."
September 10: We've
added one more set of pics to the TV page: Tales from the Crypt. An
early Halloween present for Bruce fans...Speaking of things that go
OUCH in the night, Welcome to the House of Payne has added aFull Eclipsepage.
Dark Side of the Moon, anyone?
Whoops, that wasn't there
before...
September
5: We've
added pics to The Actor and Biography pages and updated the
Filmography.
"...the consummate professional."
September
4: Ushering
in September with a Scottish accent and tongue planted firmly in cheek: Dinner and a Movie: Highlander:Endgame, (our
own version of Fan Fiction) with
traditional Scottish recipes, more bad puns and LOTS
of NEW pics we haven't used before from HEG.
Whoa, what a party! I'll have some more of that...
August
28: Our byzy
angels are pushing up the summer heat index with 10 luscious pics from Face the Evil II [OK, so one of
them is an angel stature from the film. Can you blame us? ]
O-o-o-h that long blond hair...
August
27: HOT NEWS!!
COMING FROM THE
SCIENCE FICTION CHANNEL ON OCTOBER 8 AT 9:00/8:00c:
Here's the quote
directly from the Science Fiction Channel itself: "Dungeons
& Dragons II: Wrath of the Dragon God (Premieres Oct. 8)
Five heroes undertake a quest to prevent the rise of a dragon god and
an evil sorceror — who intend to subjugate the world under their reign
of fire and shadow. Mark Dymond (the James Bond film Die
Another Day), Bruce Payne (reprising his role as Damodar
from the original Dungeons & Dragons) and Clemency
Burton-Hill (the upcoming miniseries Supernova) star in
this fantasy epic based on the popular role-playing game.
"
SOURCE: Sci Fi Channel www.scifi.com http://scifi.com/onair/scifipictures/
Go, go, Damodar!
August
26: We have
added 10 new pics to the TV Page:
6 from Equalizer: "Eighteen
with a Bullet" and 4 from Yellowthread
Street:"I Knew a Man."
B-b-b-ad to the bone...
According to the IMDb, Bruce's lastest movie is Messages, a supernatural thriller,
now in post-production. For more information, see the official movie web site.
August
21: We've
been promising to create a Bruce the Comic Actor screensaver and we
finally did it! Bruce may be best known as a villain but he's
terrifc as a comic actor as the four films (Switch, Pyrates, Solarbabies, Privates on
Parade), and TV episode (Keen
Eddie: "Horse Heirs") demonstrate so well. Click here.
Such a cutie pie....
August
20: We
have posted 6 pics from Yellowthread
Street: "Slicing the Dragon"
on our TV page.
Bruce plays Detective Nick Eden and what a charming rogue he is.
Is that a charming smile or what?
According to the IMDb, Dungeons
& Dragons II will be out on DVD in the US on Nov. 8.
Go, go, Damodar.
August 12: We've
added 9 more La Femme Nikita
pics[episodes 2 & 3] to our TV Page and we think
we've picked ones that we haven't used before. Israfel collected over
300 pics from the 3 episodes so we have a few to choose from.
There can't be too many pics of Jurgen...
Our brother angel Qamiel has been busy too. He just added a Smart
Money page to Kool Bruce Payne, with 5 new delicious pics. We'll put
our money on Bruce...
August 6: TV
anyone? We love to watch TV especially if
Bruce is on... so we did a special TV page, with new pics not seen on
our sites before. So far we have brand new pics from Dragnet, MI5, Keen Eddie, and La Femme Nikita. See ourTV Page. Hey, buster, your guns are interfering with my watching
"The Third Man" on TV...
July 30: Is
it August yet? Oh, close enough...Time for our monthly Dinner and A
Movie with Bruce. Since we
all love to go swimming in the hot days of August (well, at least,
those of us in the Northern Hemisphere), we thought The Apocalypse with all those yummy
Roman bath scenes would be appropriate. Several are pics we haven't
used before. Hail Caesar and Buon
Appetito.
July 29: SIZZLING SUMMER
SEND-OFF: Just
in the nick of time before our July Bruce calendar runs out, we have
posted the next 4 months of the2nd Annual Bruce
Payne Calendar. He's Back, Bad, Bold and Beautiful. Thanks
to Sofia and Ariel for this "new and improved" calendar with even more
pics per page and from films not used in last year's calendar.
Mr. November
July 26: Our
brother Angel Qamiel, with help from Israfel, has brought us a new
treat. What if Bruce had been in Star
Wars...Check outDarth Payne
at Kool Bruce Payne. Almost
tempts us to the Dark Side, huh?
July
22:
Nothing is as sexy as leather and no one is as sexy in leather as Bruce
and the new pics at Welcome to the House of Payne prove it. Check out Bruce in
Leather. Oooh-la-la.
Zowie...
Our sister angel Ezechiel (aka Angelique) has her new, improved Bruce
in French web site up and running. Cherchez la femme (Angelique, that
is) and Bruce here. Notre felicites!
Congratulations! C'est tres bon! Bonne chance!!
July 17: For
those who admire Bruce's fine, fine physique, we present this new page
Buff Bruce and a
screensaver too: Buff
Bruce Screen. The summer's heating up...
Is it hot in here or is it just us?...
July 16: Israfel
has been at it again--trolling through her vast collection of Bruce
pics, that is. A dirty job, we know, but someone has to do it.
We've added 3 new Keen Eddie pics and 4 new Paranoia 1.0
pics. PLUS a new Keen Eddie wallpaper.
Watch out for that cigar smoke...h-a-c-c-c-k, h-a-c-c-c-k...
July 10: Qamiel
found some new info about the upcoming Dungeons and Dragons II. Check out
his D&D2 page We're lining up already...
July 9: For
a different side of Bruce, check out our collection of behind-the-scenes pics from the DVDs of 5
Bruce movies.
What a cutie pie...
We liked these behind-the-scenes pics so much that we decided to do a screensaver. The films we used are Highlander, Paranoia 1.0, D&D, Ripper,
and Riders.
We love to see Bruce's gorgeous smile...
July 6: Our
sister/brother Angel/Devil site, Welcome to the House
of Payne, has done it
again. Pics fromHellborn/Asylum of the Damned.
You won't be damned if you check out these insanely tasty treats.
Never question his rules...
July 4: We're
kicking off the Fourth of July in an highly unorthodox way. No
fireworks. No bands. No patriotic songs. But we do have a hero--Edward
De LaPoer from H.P. Lovecraft's Necronomicon. Instead of the
British, he's fighting off one of Chthulu's
relatives, Squid
Vicious. We told you it was unorthodox. So welcome to the Dinner
and a Movie feature for July:Necronomicon.
Bon appetit...il est un bon-bon delicieux
July 2: Our
Angel crew has been busy and what treats they have for us! First of
all, Ezechiel, our sister Angel at Bruce Payne in French (currently
under revision) created a FABULOUS Damodar logo
for us. It really does Damodar justice. Oh, oh, oh! Check it out!
Bad, bold, bald, beautiful.
Our cherub-in-training Devecia
has done it again with a sketch of Bruce
inspired by The Face pic.
It's even better than the first one. That cherub has talent. Soon
she'll be a full-fledged Angel!
July 1: Our
sister site, Bruce Payne Rules, has added a Necronomicon: Book
of the Dead page with 12 new photos not previously used on
any of our sites. We love Bruce as Hero and we definitely agree with
the Byzy Angels that H.P. Lovecraft rules and so does Bruce as Edward
De LaPoer in this eerie, creepy film.
This better not be a Dear Edward letter ...
June 22: We
got some good news today. Our Forum has been restored. Several weeks
ago the host, EZ Board, was attacked by a very knowledgable hacker and
most of the discussion boards lost major portions of their topics. The
attack included backups too. Thanks to great efforts by the EZB staff,
most of the boards have bben restored. We were one of the last so
we were kinda nervous but they came through for us. Hooray for
EZB!! In honor of all the smiling we're doing, we posted a brand
new pic from Israfel's vast (4000+) and growing collection of Bruce
pics. It's from Ripper DVD
behind-the-scenes. We'll be posting more of them soon on BA. In the
meantime, you can see a larger version of the thumbnail below by
checking out the Latest Updates topic on Bruce's Angels
Forum.
"Whatta you mean this cutie plays vampires and werewolves and psychos?
No way.." "Way."
June 19: Speaking
of Welcome to
the House of Payne, there's a new page up there--for One's
Man Justice--14 hot pics of Karl Savak. Most of the photos
have not been used on our other sites.
Gorgeous, sensuous...deadly
June 17: In
honor of our new web site, Welcome to the House
of Payne, we have created a new screensaver entitled Experience the Payne.
It features 7 pics from Bruce's darkest, edgiest roles as featured on
WHOP.. There will be Payne...
June 13: Bruce's He/She Devils
have been busy again. There are 8 more Warlock pics at Welcome to the House
of Payne, most of
them not used before on any of our sites. Oh, s-o-o-o sinister.
Tell me about yourself...your deepest, darkest secrets...
June 12: A
new treat just arrived in the mail from England. Our latest addition is
not new to the Internet--several other sites have it--but it is new to our site: a 1986
interview with Bruce from The Face
magazine. We think the two pics are kool and wanted to have our own
copy of them and the article. If you haven't read it yet, check it
out. "The Smart Money is on Bruce Payne."
Let's face it. This is a Look!
June 4: Our
brother angel Qamiel has been a little devil. And the
devil is in the details. He liked the "Welcome to the House of Payne"
page on Kool Bruce Payne so much that he decided to do a whole web site: Welcome to the House of
Payne. It emphasizes Bruce's edgiest, darkiest
roles. YIKES! He is
joined in this effort by angels Ariel and Israfel in their alter egos
as Bruce's She
Devils. The
films are The Howling VI,
Wonderland, Paranoia 1.0, Passenger 57,Warlock III, and Highlander: Endgame. The Howling and Wonderland pics are new to our web
sites. All the graphics are appropriate to this theme and include
quotes from the films. YIKES AGAIN! Do you have a high Payne tolerance?
Now for the bad news. The host for our Bruce's Angels Forum, EZBoard,
has been the victim of a vicious and sophisticated hacker attack. The
hacker, who may have had inside information, erased a year's worth of
topics on many of the boards, including ours, as well as some of the
backups. It is massive and has made the computer community news
bigtime! EZBoard is struggling to reconstruct the missing
material but it is taking time. Meanwhile the site is slow.
We will start some new topics while we wait to see if we are going to
get our postings back. If we don't, we'll just have fun doing them all
over again! We never get tired of talking about Bruce. We
will announce the Forum outcome when we know what has been restored.
May 30: It's
almost June and that means it's time for another Dinner and a Movie
with Bruce. This month's selection is Paranoia 1.0. The Angels have been most unangelic with the menu for
this R-rated film. The menu is R-rated too...Whew! You should be over
18 to read this one...unless you have your parents' consent (snort). We
hope this one time the Higher Authorities will allow us to have some
slightly naughty fun with this movie and menu.
Hi, Neighbor. Want to come up to our place for some chocolate cake?
May 25: Oooh,
those byzy angels have a new summer treat for us at Bruce Payne Rules: Domitian at the
Roman Baths. Will this cool you down or heat you up? You decide...
Splish, splash, we want to take a bath...
or
May 22: We
love the Riders
pics so much that we have added 8 new ones, including 3 DVD behind the
scenes pics. He's so spiffy in that pinstripe suit and he's not even
green.
"Can I help you, honey?"
May 21: Our
newest addition is a kool audio clip
from Bruce behind the scenes of Paranoia
1.0. It's on our Paranoia 1.0
page. Bruce
behind the scenes
We've also added several more celebrity page links to our Links page. Check out all your favorites (besides
Bruce!)
May 6: Our
brother site, Kool Bruce
Payne, has three more HOT wallpapers
with kool, kool borders: one Jacob Kell and two Damodar (love those
dragon borders).
that devil... oh, those blue lips and
eyes...
We decided that Qamiel shouldn't have all the fun and put up our own wallpaper--that adorable Damodar pic. We
couldn't resist the idea of such a delicious contradiction.
May 1: OUR ANNIVERSARY
OFFICIALLY!!
We wanted to really start off our second year with a Really Big Bang so
we did not one but two projects
to kick off. We liked the food theme so much that we decided to
continue it with a new section:Dinner and a Movie
with Bruce.It'll
be a monthly feature. We kick off with Israfel's favorite: Dungeons & Dungeons. Oh those
BBQ Ribs! Yum, we're ready...
Evil was never more adorable...
Qamiel at our brother site, Kool Bruce Payne, is honoring us with a
very special
anniversary present--a little walk on the wild side...o-o-o-o-oh,
my...with a photo gallery of 17 new pics
from Paranoia
1.0 entitled Welcome to the House
of Payne. YIKES!!
Inspired by that chocolate cake recipe? See for
yourself.
Feeling no payne...
Get those gloves at PetSMart too?
April
30: BRUCE'S ANGELS IS ONE YEAR
OLD!!Join
our first anniversary celebration and see what we have accomplished in
the last year by clicking here.
To launch our
second year, we have started an Angel Food
Cookbook and what a delicious treat it is! Real
recipes but with tongue-in-cheek commentaries based on Bruce
characters. Wait till you read the recipes for Steak au Poivre a la
Charles Rane or The Neighbor's
Better Than Sex Chocolate Cake (so naughty...)
Fun with dog
collars...but not the kind from PetSMart...
April
23: School
days are here again. Israfel and Ariel have started a new fanfic
entitled"A
Knight to Remember."
It's based on the character Marshall Kane from Ripper. We never had any professor
like him!
Hi ya, Teach...
April
19: The
Byzy Angels are not to be outdone! They have been byzy preparing their
very own Sizzling
Jurgen and Nikita page and it is HOT! Plus 4 other new pics of our
favorite sweethearts on their La Femme Nikita
page at Bruce Payne Rules..
s-s-s-s-i-z-z-l-e....
April
18: Qamiel
has been a busy boy.He has a new Damodar page up, describing the
upcoming D&D sequel. Check it out on koolbrucepayne.com
That dragon
background is spectacular! Very kool, Qamiel.
April
14: Our
brother site, Kool Bruce Payne, has added some kool new pics of Bruce
behind-the scenes from the Highlander DVD.
It's kold in that cemetary...
April
10: The Red Hot Sizzling Jurgen
and Nikita screensaver is now ready. Ooooh-la-la! Vive l'amour!! . Click here. We have also
improved the pics in the "Bruce the Lover" screensaver from last year
and renamed it "Red Hot Sizzling Bruce."
We
have over 3000 Bruce Payne images that photos manager Israfel has
collected with her video equipment from our luscious DVD collection. To
give Bruce fans a special treat, Israfel makes it a point to include
pics that appear nowhere else on the web. With so many images, you can
expect many more treats during the year--more screensavers, more
wallpapers, more picture galleries and other fun goodies.
Just in time for summer, we'll soon have more hot, hot, hot pics!
and six more just as delicieux...
April
9: Bruce's
Angels and Bruce's Angels Forum have often explored the "secret agent"
theme. Now we have a new photo gallery entitled "Secret Agent Man." It contains
links to all our "secret agent" related pages. Speaking of secret
agents, stay tuned for our soon-to-be-released Jurgen and Nikita
screensaver. Oooh-la-la, c'est si
bon, c'est delicieux!
"He's a
man who leads a life of danger..."
April
2: In honor
of the impending release of the American DVD of Riders aka Steal on April 5, we have
posted our new commentary on this film along with ten brand new and
improved pics.
Bad
cop, bad cop...
Bruce's Angels is now up to three stars on the Starpages vote tally.
How kool after less than a year in existence! A three star award and
we've only been online 11 months. We're the new kids on the block among
Bruce Payne fansites, but we would like to say thank you to everyone who voted for this site. We appreciate
everyone who has taken the time to vote for us on Starpages. A thank
you also to Starpages-- it's helping in bringing new fans our way,
thanks to the banner links! Bruce is an award winning star who deserves
all these votes and millions more. A million star award? Who knows?
We'll sure continue to keep giving it our best and paying tribute to
the best!
BTW there seems to be some confusion about the connection
between the Bruce as Bond web site and Bruce's Angels. Though we are
not longer associated with it, the BAB was originally the project of a
group of four fans, including us, calling themselves "Bruce's Angels"
(a name conceived by Israfel). Israfel and Ariel were later encouraged
to go out on their own and here we are! For more info about the
original colloboration --who was involved, who did what, etc--click here.
April
1: April
Fool's Day, our kind of day. Naturally, we couldn't
resist fooling around, so we present for your amusement our April Foolery, featuring outrageous
comments Bruce characters never said...except for April Foolery.
Surely you jest...
March
31: To end
the month of March with a big Aries bang, we have some pics comparing
the striking Damodar to the incomparable Yul Byrnner. Both cut quite a
sexy bald-headed figure, in our opinion. See what we mean atthis
page.We've
got
lots more fun lined up for you in the next few days so check back
again. S-h-h-h, we're not telling what.
Kojak, you never looked this good.
March
24: We're
really burning up the pages with our updates this week! What a lot of
fun! We have been discussing Bruce as Hero on our Forum for some
time; one of the heroes we would like to see Bruce play is Taliesen the
Celtic Wizard. This inspired us to add a new page to our Heroes section: Hero Images, which has as its first entry
a pic of Bruce as Taliesen.
Taliesen
March
23: Our
brother angel, Qamiel of Kool Bruce Payne, didn't want to be left out
of the action so he has posted TWO new items: A Kell wallpaper
entitled "Jacob's Posse" (courtesy of Israfel) and a spoof "Rock Star"
magazine cover featuring Bruce on air/sword guitar. As Qamiel said,
rock on, Bruce! Rock
on, Bruce
March
22: Oh,
those Jurgen pics. We do have goodies for you! First, a new
Jurgen screensaver. Second, a Jurgen
wallpaper created by Israfel entitled "Jurgen
Reflects." Israfel has donated it to our sister site, Bruce
Payne Rules. We'll have to duke it out with them to see who gets to
post
the next Jurgen wallpaper. Hey, only kidding. We
believe in teamwork and sharing around here. There's enough
Jurgen pics to go around and we like collaboration. "Jurgen
Reflects"
March
21: Yet
more Jurgen pics. Oh, we are having fun! All the old grainy ones
have been replaced and several more new ones added. Click here.
Our
sister site, Bruce
Payne
Rules, has also added four more pics and replaced two. We are
slowly working out way through the DVD. More are on the way...
more like this....
March
20: More
Jurgen pics! Our sister site, Bruce Payne Rules, is really going to
town on our favorite Bruce hero. Twelve brand
new pics so far and more to come...Welcome to the Spring Equinox
(March 20). See link to our Equinox page below.
March
19: We
now have nine new DVD sharp replacement pics on theLa Femme Nikita
page; five of them are NEW pics never before on this site. You gotta
love 'em!!
We'll have many more in the coming
days...Stay tuned...
new ones like this!
Happy birthday to Patrick McGoohan,
the star of our favorite TV series
(besides LFN!) The Prisoner.
March
17: Here
it is St. Patrick's Day and The Spring Equinox is just around the
corner (March 20). We love all things Celtic so we have done a special
Celtic Spring Equinox
page that includes an explanation of the SE, links to Celtic history
sites, and pics of our favorite Celtic naughty boy, Jacob Kell. For a
brief history of St. Patrick's Day and accompanying customs, see our Forum (Holiday
Origins Thread).
AND, AND the new Jurgen pics we have
been promising are in process! The
new DVD has arrived. Check out two new ones on our
La Femme Nikita page.. Many more new ones to come on both this site
and our sister site Bruce Payne Rules.
March
9: While
we're on the subject of heroes (well, we were recently, weren't we? ), here's
a little mini-photo "essayette" on the Western
hero (especially if he's blond...)
March
8: In
honor of the Celtic month of March and the Spring Equinox, we have
posted a new wallpaper with our favorite Celtic villain Jacob Kell.
This one is called "The Two Kells." This
one was created by our talented photos manager Israfel.
March
4:
Bruce Fans, you're gonna LOVE this:
Fangoria not only reviews Paranoia
1.0 positively, here's what the
reviewer says about Bruce: "Bruce
Payne, clad in S&M leather, is so sexy, it’s no surprise all
the women he comes in contact with want to be a part of his virtual
reality porn game." Click
here for the entire review: Fangoria
March
1: It's
the beginning of one of our favorite months, a Celtic kind of month
(though St Pat was definitely not a Celt) but the Celts dug the Spring
Equinox and so do we. So in honor of this kool month, we have a very
special update. First, we have the new installment of the Hero essay. It discusses what is a hero and
looks at recent attempts, both successful and unsuccessful, to portray
heroes in film. Finally, it discusses why Bruce would make a fabulous
hero. (Hey, what did you expect? Of course we think so! )
Second, we have started a new section
of Fan Art,
Our first entry is from our cherub-in-training, Devecia.
February
17: Check
out the four new pics from Paranoia
1.0 that brother angel Qamiel has posted on the koolbrucepayne.com
web site.
February
11: It's
almost Valentine's Day and you know what that
means...that's right. Time for more song parodies! We've given a
new t-w-i-s-t to some old love songs, with Bruce characters (and Spike
Jones) providing the inspiration. We've also subjected them to our
intense psychological analysis and come up with clinical
diagnoses for these characters..."Doctor, Doctor, is he sane?
What's the diagnosis for Charles Rane..." For the
sentimental , we have also included some Jurgen
and Nikita songs. For this fun and frivolity, click here.
February
6: Speaking
of secret operatives, we've been scouting around the Absolutely James
Bond discussion board again. As usual, none of the Bond wannabees seem
too exciting; some of the touted ones make us laugh. We know who would
be great if only they would listen. We directed them to this page.
February
1: Bruce fans, hot
news!. At last (we hope) the 2nd season of La Femme
Nikita--the one with Bruce/Jurgen-- is finally going to be
available.
Cduniverse.com has announced that it will be available on March 15,
2005
and is taking orders for the DVD or VHS. We are already in line. This
means we can soon bring you new and improved pics from the TV LFN
episodes with our favorite Bruce hero--Jurgen. To order, click on the
link below.
January
29: Israfel's
pics from Paranoia 1.0 were
s-o-o-o kool that we decided to make a new
screensaver with seven of the most delicious pics.
January
28: Our
commentary on Paranoia
1.0 is now posted. Surrealism lives! This film was
shown at last year's Sundance Film Festival.
January
27: More
Bruceness!! Check out the debut of our new sister site: brucepaynerule.com
Thanks to Sofia, Byzantina and Gabriel, the Byzy Angels.
January
22: Paranoia
strikes again! We have posted five new pics from Paranoia 1.0 on
our Paranoia page.
January
19: Photos
from Paranoia 1.0 have been posted.
Commentary ("Dada does Kafka does Max Headroom") to follow soon.
Additional photos at koolbrucepayne.com
January
16: Qamiel,
one of our techie angels, has launched a new affiliate web site: koolbrucepayne.com
It has the koolest
photos from Bruce's koolest films and a section on "What's Kool"
that other Bruce fans can participate in. Thanks, Qamiel, for a kool
new site!
January
6: It is
with both glee and sadness that we
post the 12th Day of Christmas; glee because
we have had so much fun with this parody, sadness because it's done.
But we'll be back with more parodies soon. It was just too much fun to
quit now.
We
have also
added all our parodies to our Fanfic
section.
January
2: Israfel
has created a "Smiles" collage. She admits
that she is an "absolute beginner" but had lots of fun doing it. We
think it's a lot of fun too. And practice makes perfect.
Bruce's smile could melt an iceberg. The photos are from Hellborn aka Asylum of the Damned. But better
watch out when psychiatrists smile; you don't know what they're
thinking.
January
1: For
our New Year's Greeting to all, click here.
For some info about the origins of various New Year's traditions, see
Israfel's essay on the Forum under General
Discussion/Updates.
Stay tuned for an addition to The Return of the Hero essay coming later
this month...
And
the 12 Days
of Christmas continue. Things are not smooth "sailing" on the 7th Day. Whatever will Tina do...
Click Angel.
Deck
the wreath with pics of Bruce...Fa-la-la-la-la...
Damodar up to no good with Melora's hair...
Holly and mistletoe were sacred to the Druids
Hail, Oh Mighty Lord Damodar
Naughty never was an angel... 
Well,
Israfel has done something about it! She has created a photo
story slide show based on Highlander:
Endgame. It's
a 9-minute story with all the good Bruce pics, including some delicious
new ones of the early Jacob Kell with flowing red hair and a beard.
Yum. Go to our new photo
story page for the download. There'll be many more photo stories to
follow.
Naughty fallen angel...
Dare to provoke Damodar's wrath? Oh no....
Let's sign up for that Forensic Psychology class...
This pic RIPS our hearts out...
TO 
Jurgen is a great present for any month
Vive Jurgen et Nikita. Oooh-la-la
le
beau blond Bruce
]
Vive le Damodar...
Kiss me deadly...
The
curious Mr. Harker...
, with music from "Mars the Bringer
of War" from Holst's The Planets
Suite. Click here.
Two more are on the way--Warlock's
Kiss, based on Warlock III,
and Howl Me Deadly, based on The Howling VI. Look for
them on Sunday and Monday. We promise you they are worth the
download time.
"Want to see something really scary?"
What do you see, Lord Damodar?
There'll be
howls and moans aplenty (though hopefully not from the fans...
Oh, yes, Lord Damodar, let's cut to the chase...
Slyly sinister, archly arrogant...
Fall Frolic.
We
have combined our love of music and Bruce pictures in our premiere
offering --- our brand new Musical Slide
Show Presentation, Jurgen's
Choice. It features music by Roger McGuinn 
and a
tribute to Jurgen and his desire for freedom.
Oh Freedom...
"You wanna see something fresh?"
He's b-a-a-a-c-k...
"Fill my eyes with that double vision..." Yes, we have made our choice and it's Damodar!
Whoops, that wasn't there
before...
"...the consummate professional."
Whoa, what a party! I'll have some more of that...
O-o-o-h that long blond hair...
Go, go, Damodar!
B-b-b-ad to the bone... 
Such a cutie pie....
Is that a charming smile or what? 
Go, go, Damodar.
There can't be too many pics of Jurgen...
We'll put
our money on Bruce...
We love to watch TV especially if
Bruce is on... so we did a special TV page, with new pics not seen on
our sites before. So far we have brand new pics from Dragnet, MI5, Keen Eddie, and La Femme Nikita. See ourTV Page.
Hey, buster, your guns are interfering with my watching
"The Third Man" on TV... 
Hail Caesar and Buon
Appetito.
Just
in the nick of time before our July Bruce calendar runs out, we have
posted the next 4 months of the 2nd Annual Bruce
Payne Calendar. He's Back, Bad, Bold and Beautiful. Thanks
to Sofia and Ariel for this "new and improved" calendar with even more
pics per page and from films not used in last year's calendar. 
Mr. November
Almost
tempts us to the Dark Side, huh? 
Oooh-la-la.
Zowie... 
Is it hot in here or is it just us?...
Watch out for that cigar smoke...h-a-c-c-c-k, h-a-c-c-c-k...
We're lining up already...
What a cutie pie...
We love to see Bruce's gorgeous smile...
Never question his rules...
Bon appetit...il est un bon-bon delicieux
Bad, bold, bald, beautiful.
This better not be a Dear Edward letter ...
"Whatta you mean this cutie plays vampires and werewolves and psychos?
No way.." "Way."
Gorgeous, sensuous...deadly
There will be Payne...
Tell me about yourself...your deepest, darkest secrets...
Let's face it. This is a Look!
Do you have a high Payne tolerance?
Hi, Neighbor. Want to come up to our place for some chocolate cake?
Splish, splash, we want to take a bath... 
"Can I help you, honey?"
Bruce
behind the scenes
that devil... 
oh, those blue lips and
eyes...
Feeling no payne...
Get those gloves at PetSMart too?
Fun with dog
collars...but not the kind from PetSMart...
Hi ya, Teach...
s-s-s-s-i-z-z-l-e....
It's kold in that cemetary...
and six more just as delicieux...
"He's a
man who leads a life of danger..."
Surely you jest...
Kojak, you never looked this good.
Taliesen
Rock
on, Bruce
more like this....
and you know what that
means...that's right. Time for more song parodies! We've given a
new t-w-i-s-t to some old love songs, with Bruce characters (and Spike
Jones) providing the inspiration. We've also subjected them to our
intense psychological analysis 
and sadness 
that we
post the 12th Day of Christmas; glee because
we have had so much fun with this parody, sadness because it's done.
But we'll be back with more parodies soon. It was just too much fun to
quit now. 
Bruce's smile could melt an iceberg. The photos are from Hellborn aka Asylum of the Damned. But better
watch out when psychiatrists smile; you don't know what they're
thinking. 
