2007
 
December 29:   And now our "Special Treat"!  The Movie of the Month for January 2008 is the newly released Never Mind (aka Never Say Never Mind).  We have sneak peek pics (with many more to come soon) on the Mr. Blue page, along with a luscious new calendar from Sofia, two new collages, and a dazzling new screensaver.  We've waited a long time for this DVD to come out!  Speaking of luscious, Bruce looks exquisitely fabulous as the mysterious Mr. Blue!
  Movie of the Month page


  Mr. Blue page






December 24:    Tonight we place our last two holiday cards. To all Bruce fans around the world, we extend our best wishes for a merry holiday season and a wondrous, peaceful new year...
  Click for all the Holiday Cards from Bruce's Angels


Check back with us next weekend for a Really Special Treat for New Years!!





December 21:    Today is the Winter Solstice, a time sacred to the ancient Celts, when the days become longer and the dark begins its journey to the light of spring.  Ariel's graphic celebrating the Solstice is posted above along with Israfel's "Peace on Earth."   All the new cards,  as well as the old, can be found on our Holiday Cards page.
  Click here for the Holiday Card page


If you have not seen our traditional Solstice page (with an explanation of the Solstice), you can click on the link below



IN HONOR OF OUR HERO MONTH, OUR PRESENT FOR FANS TODAY:    a musical slide show/video entitled "Jurgen and Nikita: One Kiss," with music by Advent Sleep.  Couldn't wait till Valentine month for this one and does it sizzle...  You can check it out on our LFN video page, our Jurgen page or on You Tube.

Click here for the LFN music video page

  Click here for our Jurgen/LFN page

click here for You Tube


Since this is our Hero Month, we also updated our Western page, where we extol the virtues of blond heroes. This new page is dedicated to Israfel's dad who is a big fan of Westerns (as we are also).




December 20:  Our sister angels CMoon and Steffi sent magical holiday cards and we just couldn't wait to put them up. We'll have more on Saturday and another surprise or two in honor of the Winter Solstice.
Click for our Holiday card page with two new beautiful additions and more to come...




December 17:  Our sister and brother angel fan sites join us in wishing Bruce fans the best. Check out their beautiful holiday cards at :
  Click here for a funny message


Click here for a beautiful message...


 click here for a haunting message...


December 15: 

  "Dashing through the snow..." says the popular Christmas song.  Well, most of us angels are not dashing through any snow, except maybe CMoon and Steffi, but we do want to continue the spirit of this holiday season in a festive way.   With that in mind, we have more eye candy for Bruce fans.  First of all, we have posted two more beautiful holiday cards graced with pics of Bruce.  And if you really want to get into the Brucian holiday spirit, we have a very pleasant present for you: a screensaver featuring 7 holiday graphics from our very own angels CMoon, Israfel, Steffi and Angelique.  We know it's brightening up our computers and putting us in a festive mood; we hope it'll do the same for you.

 Our Holiday card page


  Our first holiday 2007 present for Bruce fans...but not our last...





December 11:   According to the web site www.sbtzone.com (Swedish Bikini Team), the official "authorized" version of Never Say Never Mind will at last be available on DVD on Dec. 15.  If you are in DVD Region 1 (Canada and the USA), this is apparently the only place your format will be available for sale (according to the web site). However Amazon does sell copies of NSNM for Region 2 (Europe and Australia) though we don't know if they are "authorized" versions.

Our Mr. Blue page


For a truly out-of-this-world experience, check out the Never Say Never Mind DVD promo on You Tube

December 8:  As we head into the biggest Holiday Season of the year, we decided to start a Holiday Card page (and very full of cheer it is...). Every week we will have two new Holiday cards for Bruce fans. If any of you want to contribute a "card," please send it along and we will post it.  We will have other surprise presents for fans as we go along.  Click on the link below to see the two holiday cards for this week.

 Holiday Cards page




  In keeping with our Hero Month theme, we have posted a new secret agent graphic with Bruce in a James Bond setting. Check it out on our Secret Agent page.  If you haven't read our "Bruce as Secret Agent" essay or our "Bruce as Bond Bad Bloke" essays, you can find the links to them on this page.



Wicked Wiki:  We complained last week that Wikipedia had become considerably less democratic than its original concept. We are not the only ones who think so. The British online techie mag, The Register, broke a story last week about secret cabals within Wiki--editors fighting each other for control of Wiki,

Besides Sofia's calendar, there's  6 audio/video clips, a photostory, a photo gallery page, a wallpaper page and a link to a web site with behind-the-scenes info and pics. What a feast! --and you thought Thanksgiving dinner was over...

November 24:  GREAT NEWS!!  According to the IMDb, Bruce has been officially signed for Carmen's Kiss. His character's name is Michael.  Filming has started in London.  Martin Kove and Jon-Paul Gates, who were in Messages with Bruce, are also in the cast.

For today's treats, we have a gorgeous new Hellborn/Asylum of the Damned graphic entitled "This Place Has Become My Destiny" and a new screensaver with the best of Israfel's graphics.  This one's a real winner.  The graphic can be found on the Hellborn/AOTD wallpaper page.

  Click here for the wallpaper page 

Click here for a delightul array of fantastic screensavers by our talented angels

November 22:   HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRUCE AND BYZANTINA!!   In honor of the day, we have FOUR  more birthday graphics "cards" for Bruce--from Steffi, CMoon, Israfel (graphics) and Ariel (the toast).  You can find all of the graphics on the Bruce Birthday 2007 pages. See links below. Byz' card is on the BA Forum where we have a lively discussion going on about who are the sexiest actors in the world--well, besides Bruce, that is!

November 21:  It’s Party Time, folks, yes, indeed. Tomorrow is Bruce’s birthday (and Byzantina’s too) so we definitely plan to party down.  Israfel is in charge of the party this year and did she outdo herself!  It’s a three-page birthday card and each page is spectacular!  The beautiful birthday collage (see small version above) for this year is on the first page and the next two pages are our present to Bruce. S-h-h-h, it’s a surprise (well, at least till you look at it) but we’ll give you a hint. It’s very, very flattering to Bruce. The topics of the second and third pages will be discussed on Bruce’s Angels Forum and we invite all fans to join in.  You’ll see why.

Israfel and angel Steffi have also made birthday collages for the second and third pages and aren't they fantastic!

If you missed last year’s tribute to our Birthday Boy, check it out by clicking on the link below.   CMoon’s stunning birthday card is still breathtaking and the sentiments of the individual birthday wishes from all the folks at Bruce’s Angels (all twelve of us!) as well as many Bruce fans around the world are timeless and just as sincere this year as last.  The special birthday present for last year—we’ll tell now—was a list of nearly every positive quote about Bruce and his performances that we could find on the Internet.

   

 We also have links on the Birthday 2007 page to the Birthday Video of 2005 and the Birthday Greeting of 2004.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,  BRUCE, AND MANY MORE!

November 17: Our Scorching Scottish Surprise--no, don't worry, it's not haggis --is a brand new music video from Highlander: Endgame featuring stunningly dramatic music from "Carmina Burana."

click here to go to You Tube

click here for the HEG/Kell page

 Speaking of stunning, there is an "angelic" new Jacob Kell graphic by Kell's Belle Israfel on Kool Bruce Payne. She calls it "Dark Angel."


You can also find it on the HEG wallpaper page.








November 16: Our littlest angel, Devecia, has made a beautiful new graphic entitled "Blue Bruce" for Bruce Payne Rules.
You can also find it on Devecia's Fan Art Page.
Click here for Devecia Fan Art page


As the holidays approach, we angels are getting byzier and byzier and so, as of two weeks from now, we are going to cut back to one update per week. But don't worry, we will continue updating EVERY week as we have done for almost two years now without fail.  Except, that is, for next week when we are of course going to have a BIG BRUCE  BIRTHDAY BASH.   As the faithful know, his birthday is Nov 22 (along with our byzy angel Byzantina) but you just might want to peek in on the 21st...

Come back tomorrow for a Scorching Scottish Surprise...

November 10:  As promised, we are back with another treat from Warlock III--the second part of the Warlock photo gallery with 120 more sensationally, sinfully scrumptious photos of the most sophisticated, suave warlock to ever spark the silver screen.

 


November 9:  OK, so we aren't quite ready to turn to heroes; Israfel's done some more villain stuff -- couldn't resist. Today there's a sinfully delicious new collage entitled "Red Warlock" from Warlock III that we posted on Welcome to the House of Payne.   Tomorrow we will have another treat from Warlock.
  Click here to be tempted into eternal damnation...well, OK, maybe just to watch this movie again for the 40th time...

November 7: We start our Birthday Month off in grand style (2 more to come!). Our wonderful sister Angel CMoon has sent a beautiful birthday "card" for Israfel whose birthday is TODAY.  See above. You can soon see a larger version on Israfel's fan art page as well as CMoon's. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ISRAFEL, aka DAMODAR'S ANGEL!!  And BTW, Israfel is wearing the very same cape as Damodar (we mean this literally), the one we won in an EBay auction a few months ago. How kool is that?!

November 3:  Our Movie of the Month is of course Miss Marple: Nemesis.  On our MM page, you will find links to the NEW treats--the photo gallery page with 45 pics (a dirty face never looked so good...) and a photo story, plus the calendar, the Nemesis page, and the audio/video clips.  We are in the process of sprucing up ( or is that brucing up... ) the old pages so our Nemesis page has undergone a face lift.  Our actor guy has plenty of pizzaz and we want our pages to reflect that. You can find links to all of them here:




Today is International Dungeons and Dragons Day. In honor of the occasion, Israfel (aka Damodar's Angel) has made a new collage. See it above and in a larger format on the DD1 photo gallery page.
  Click here


November 1: As we head toward the peaceful holidays.--Thanksgiving, Bruce's Birthday (ha--we just wanted to see if you were paying attention), Winter Solstice, Christmas, and New Years (well, maybe this one is not so peaceful depending on how you celebrate), we leave behind the mischievous fun of Halloween and turn our thoughts to heroes and positive deeds (at least for a while ). This weekend we will have our usual movie of the month with some new goodies and treats (no more tricks). In the meantime, don't forget the November calendar. We'll give you a "clue" that you can easily "detect"...an elderly British lady strikes a blow for Grey Power and Bruce gets to be a [here comes a spoiler] hero.  A young delicious hero...

Click here for the November Calendar

October 31:  If you haven't had enough of the yet, check out the NEW Halloween graphic by Israfel on Kool Bruce Payne. We like Halloween so much we're leaving all our graphics up till the weekend. We hope you had a MONSTEROUSLY fun Halloween...


October 27:    AND NOW FOR OUR HALLOWEEN HAVOC FINALE...follow us, won't you...
into the DEPTHS of the Inner Sanctum to the Crypt...
  as we unveil our NEW HALLOWEEN video: "Wolfman vs. The Vampire."  It's a spoof of old monster movies (did you catch that?

) with Garou from Full Eclipse (the wolfman) vs. Harker from The Howling VI (the vampire) battling it out...

If you want your own copy or want to see the large screen version, go to our music video page.
click here


  or click here to view it on You Tube


AND FINALLY, ONE MORE HALLOWEEN TREAT...We have a NEW Warlock III Wallpaper Page.
 
click here

October 26:   Sisters and brothers, our she-devil Israfel has a treat for you and that's no trick.  In the spirit of the season, we continue our Halloween Havoc with the first thumbnail photo gallery for Warlock III.  It's got 100 pics. (There'll be more soon).  Talk about that old black magic...

  Won't you join us in the Inner Sanctum...And do come back for our grand finale tomorrow night..


October 20:  Moving right along with , we have a "thrilling" surprise page for you--Bruce (and others) starring in "Thriller 2007":



To keep you in the Halloween spirit, we are also reprising all of our Halloween pages from previous years. You can check them all out here:


We hope you'll have a "ghoul" time with all these hauntingly horrific Howl-o-ween treats....
  ghoul night for now...we'll see you again soon...with our Halloween Havoc finale next week...


October 19:  We have  a delightful new graphic from Sister Angel CMoon entitled "Born for the Throne."   Well, we certainly agree that Bruce has the right demeanor for a king and looks right at home on a throne!  We have placed it on both CMoon's fan art page and on the Hero Wallpaper page.
  Click here for the Hero Wallpaper page

Click here for CMoon's page

Here's an update on the story line of

Welcome to more of the   with our favorite vampire Israfel has prepared a FEAST for you, with 90 pics of the SINsational, seductive,sensuous,  sinister HORRIFIC HOWLING HARKER...
MUNCH on this, vampire fans...



AND we are reprising our HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA: Welcome to Monsterpiece Theatre  from last Halloween. It's full of surprises: eerie photos of Bruce, videos, weird sound effects...What fun!
  Click here if you dare...

October 12: Hey, we beginning to really get into the Halloween spirit around here.  So join us in "kicking-up-our-heels"!  First check out the delicious new Halloween graphic from Angel (or is that She-Devil?   ) Steffi above. There's a bigger image of it on Steffi's fan art page.

Next, we have posted our video, "Evil Vampyr," "hosted" by Harker from The Howling VI, on You Tube. If you didn't see it last year, it's a creepy tour through various vampire images in the movies, with lots of Halloween sound effects--and scripted by Ariel's fevered brain.... It'll really get you into the Halloween spirit...if you like that sort of thing...Speaking of Harker, our favorite vampire...now why would that be?...you can see even more of sexy sinister Harker tomorrow...just come back and see what that little she-devil Israfel has in store...
Click here to go directly to You Tube

  Click here to visit The Howling VI page with both Harker videos: Evil Vampyr and Howl Me Deadly


BTW, more new on Carmen's Kiss: the IMDb describes it as

October 6:  NEWS.  Bruce is listed on the IMDb as "in talks" with the director/producer of Messages for a new film entitled Carmen's Kiss. It's in pre-production and scheduled for 2008. The genre is listed as "drama, romance, thriller."

Our photo gallery posting for this week is Bruce's MI-5/Spooks "Smoke and Mirrors " episode with 15 pics. Click below.

October 5: continues...We have posted the music slide show "Howl Me Deadly" (based on The Howling VI)on You Tube.  The sound effects for this video are particularly in keeping with the spirit of the season, shall we say...Next week we will post another video with a monstrous musical melody for this month of  mayhem...and more to come later in the month...
  Click here for the video link on The Howling page

  Or click here to go straight to You Tube

the deadly Mr. Harker...


September 29: Oh, look , it's almost October. That means it's time for the Movie of the Month.  In honor of the Scary Season, we have a scary movie...Wonderland aka The Fruit Machine, Bruce plays Echo, an assassin who never speaks a word and is even scarier because of it...The menace is in his eyes, not his words...See what we mean with our NEW audio/video clips and photo story and new and improved photos...Talk about a chiller...
cllck here for sinister sexy scary Echo


And as promised, we have Page 2 of the Damodar Thumbnail Gallery with another 100 pics.  What a job...and Israfel loved every minute of it...

And speaking of Damodar, while we were at it, we revised the Damodar/Yul page, comparing the two sexiest bald guys in filmdom. If you haven't seen it, check it out. Yul Brynner was VERY hot in roles such as Pharoah Rameses and as the Buccaneer. We think Bruce is equally as hot as Damodar.  Bald can be beautiful...





September 28:  Oh, look, it's almost October. That means it's almost     Well, we'll have some SCARY treats soon...but in the meantime, we've posted the rest of the year's Bruce calendars. And Sofia, our "calendar girl," has a really, really appropriate and creepy one for October...we'll let you "wonder" what it is...The rest of the year's "pinups" are good guys. We aways like to end the year on a positive note.

  Click here


September 22:  Anyone tired of Damodar? Not us!!  Not even close!  Thanks to Damodar's Angel Israfel, we have a new thumbnail page from Dungeons & Dragons with 100 pics and it's only Part I. Part II comes next week.  We also have a behind-the-scenes page with 11 pics.  Feast your eyes on the dazzling delicious Damodar:



 


September 21:  Tonight we have new graphics treats from our glorious angels--one from DD2 by Damodar's Angel Israfel and a spectacular one inspired by Lord of the Rings by Steffi. 

  Damodar's vengeance...


  Click here for Sauron's Special and an early "valentine" to Bruce


AND ever marching forward to expand our horizons and Bruce's....we have made a MySpace page for Bruce's Angels. Check it out here:

 

You can see the profile and videos (by clicking) without an account but if you want to see the pics, you must have a MySpace account.




September 15:  As promised, we have Ariel's review of Messages, accompanied by 6 new photos (4 of Bruce). No spoilers but Professor Ariel does give her opinion on the forensic merits of the movie.


And yes, it's time for another wonderful CMoon screensaver. Check out CMoon's latest graphics in "CMoon's Devilish Delights."




September 14:  Ariel has finally completed the first page of her fan art section.  She admits that it's WAY over the top (Ariel is an Aries and does it show) but she had a lot of fun with all the special effects.  Tomorrow, in a more serious vein (if you pardon the expression)   Ariel will have a review of Messages.
Click here for Ariel's new page




September 8:        We're flying high this weekend--with Passenger 57, that is. We've acquired 4 new lobby cards and a press kit for P57 with 8 publicity photos and information about Bruce and why he got the role.  In honor of all that, we've redone the background for the P57 page in an (appropriate  ) bright red.
  Click here for the new and improved P57 page.

  Click here for the press kit and 8 publicity photos

  Click here for the P57 lobby cards page





September 7:  Time for another You Tube video. We've uploaded "Damodar's Dastardly Deeds."  it's a musical slide show from the first Dungeons & Dragons.   To go along with this D&D video, we have another new CMoon D&D graphic treat. It's called "Don't Try to Stop Me."  You can find the video link to You Tube and CMoon's graphic on the D&D1 page. 

  Click here for our D&D1 page


Click here to go straight to You Tube


  Click here for 12 luscious wallpapers from D&D1, including the new CMoon.  Oh, we do love Damodar around here!



September 2:  As a special holiday treat (it's Labor Day in the USA), we are posting 2 new graphics we just received from CMoon...one is entitled "Dr. Evil" and goes...you guessed it...on the Asylum of the Damned/Hellborn page. The other, a nice counterpoint, is from Pyrates and is entitled "Theories and Conclusions."  We think you'll enjoy her "labor" because they're both gorgeous, as always.  We have one more for you but we're going to wait till next weekend for that treat...

September 1:  It's back-to-school time and that's why Oxford Blues is our pick for Movie of the Month.   Our favorite college cutie joins the rowing team and Israfel captures it all with 70 brand new crisp pics from the recently released UK DVD.  We've also revised the Oxford Blues page and our clever Sofia found exactly the right blue to represent the Oxford colors on the September Calendar.
Click here for the Movie of the Month page

  Click here

  Click here for the revised Oxford Blues page





August 31:  Our sister angel Ezechiel has created a new Bruce Payne in French fan site. Unlike her previous one, Payne vs. Barichello, this one is devoted exclusively to Bruce. She hasn't got all the pages and pics up yet but what she has so far looks GREAT!  Ezechiel is very talented at graphics and is going to art school to learn more. She's really going to be DYNAMITE after that!!   Elle est fantastique! Son web site est tres magnifique.
faites un déclic ici


Even though the Brits have a new James Bond in Daniel Craig, we still think Bruce would make a great James Bond-type secret agent, so Israfel has revised our Bruce as Bond page, including two new graphics, and does it look kool!
  This will leave you "shaken but stirred"...


August 25:  And now as promised, we have NEW and IMPROVED photos from .  Are you ready for spooky, scary?...and this time we don't mean Bruce.  When you check out the thumbnail gallery, you'll be "buried" in photos--110 to be exact... with a DAZZLING new background by Israfel. We also have a revised TFTC main page with clear new pics from the newly released DVD, a revised photo story and a new wallpaper page.
Click here for the newly revised Tales from the Crypt page with links to all the other TFTC pages

OR

    B-r-r-r-r, the setting is cold, cold, cold, but Bruce is hot, hot, hot

   Dazzling....



August 24:  We're so thrilled about Bruce's new movie that we're going to feature it again. Today we have a Messages screensaver.  And wait till you see what special NEW treat we have for tomorrow. Hint: You'll be "buried" in photos.
  click for the screensaver page


August 18:  Time to pick up your MESSAGES!!  Bruce's new movie is OUT and we have outdone ourselves!  Israfel has prepared a STUNNING new photo gallery (with 92 pics), behind the scenes photo page (20 pics), wallpaper page, and 8 audio clips.  Bruce plays Medical Examiner Dr. Robert Golding in this supernatural suspense thriller.  We'll have a review of it soon but in a late-breaking bulletin, Israfel says she likes the movie. She won't reveal any more than that...no spoilers here... The links to these treats are all on the Messages page or click on the individual links below.
  The Message is clear, click here...

  Examine these pics...

  

  wallpapers

  Now hear this...


August 17:  While we eagerly await the pics from Bruce's new film coming tomorrow, we have a new CMoon treat for you, a new graphic for Riders aka Steal.  it's called "Catch if you can" and you can find it on CMoon's fan art page and on the Riders page .
Click here for the most spectacular fan art page in the known universe... [we only exaggerate a little...]

  Click here for one cop we'd like to catch all right....


August 16: Stay tuned for these important MESSAGES... Israfel has been a byzy angel, processing the new Messages DVD...Wait till you see what she has prepared for Saturday!!  

But in the meantime, we'll whet your appetite (as it were) with 4 new pics from the DVD that we have placed on the Messages page.
   click here

August 11: WONDERFUL WONDERFUL WONDERLAND...We have a bright shiny NEW set of Wonderland (aka The Fruit Machine) pics from the new DVD. And oh, are they SPECTACULAR!!  Bruce never looked better or... edgier... WHEW!    And Israfel's new backgrounds have been stunning but she really OUTDID herself this time!!  Please allow the webmaster to oooh and aaah over these new pages.  Click on the new Wonderland page icon and the new Thumbnail Photo Gallery below to see what we mean.

  Click here for the wonderful Wonderland page

  Click here for the Wonderland Thumbnail Photo Gallery


August 10:  Angel Israfel has redone the fan art pages for Ezechiel and Steffi, with new snazzy backgrounds that complement their terrific graphics. If you haven't seen their graphics lately, check them out.  What a fantastic team we have!

  Steffi              Ezechiel

August 4:  We promised a "hot tamale" and we keep our promises...The Movie of the Month for August is The Cisco Kid.    Bruce is once again imperious as General St. Martin Dupre, the French generale ruling over Mexico in 1867.  

Feast your ojos/yeux/eyes on the goodies on this page--It includes a new thumbnail gallery, audio/video clips, a photostory, the August calendar page, and a wallpaper page.  Hot tamale!!   Rojo caliente!  Red hot!


AND as an additional treat, our sister angel Steffi has sent a new Kounterfeit graphic. We've posted it on her fan art page, the Kounterfeit wallpaper page, and the Kounterfeit page.



August 3:  Our own cherub-in-training Devecia decided to snazz up her fan art page and did she do a eye-poppingly fantastic job!! Check it out:

  Click here


We also redid the Great Profiles page, comparing Bruce's profile to the Great Profile, John Barrymore...
Click here


AND tomorrow, we will bring you the August Movie of the Month page. HINT: Think "hot tamale"...