We Five Fans

We Five Fans of Bruce Martyn Sit

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"We Three Kings of Orient Are"

We five fans of Bruce Martyn sit;
Trying to get the rhyming to fit.
Rum and eggnog, cake and candy
Sharpening now our wit.

Refrain
O Bruce of splendor, Bruce of might;
Star with handsome beauty bright.
Old films finding, still rewinding;
Guide us to the video site.

Films are ours, these Bruce Payne flicks
Spell a year of scrumptious pics,
Reveling, sighing, drooling, buying,
Loving these real cool kicks

Refrain

Baba rhum balls to scarf up have we,
Mead and rum and eggnog, oh whee!
Partying, slurping, falling, frying
Our brains for all to see.

Hic.